I was just looking through my history at Zeo Forums. OMG I WAS SO YOUNG NAIEVE AND ANNOYINGLY BAD AT EVERYTHING. I want it erased off the internet. I used to think I was alright and my ideas were good. But I was crap and my ideas were boring :'( Ah well... History is history. WHAT DID I DO TO THE NAME M4RTYN

Bringer of Balance, Arceus was happy with what he created.
By this time, most Pokemon who roam the land to this day were roaming the land, sided by Humans.
However, one Pokemon had been roaming the world so fast, that it disappeared. His name was Unown
He didn't know what form to take, so he kept changing. He had millions of different forms. Although he had 28 favourites.
He gave each of these favourites names.
Ay, Bee, Cee, Dee, Ey, Eff, Gee, Aitch, I-y, Jay, Kay, Ell, Emm, Enn, Oo, Pee, Que, Ar, Ess, Tee, Uo, Vee, Doble-Uo, Ex, Wy and Zee, Exclamay-Shun and Quest-Shun.
When he disappeared, he went to the Realm of Arceus.
Arceus asked him why he was uncontent.
Unown didn't know why.
He felt each of the Forms were special. Each could be something.
Arceus then knew, that for Unown to become balanced, he had to become many.
With this, Arceus created light from all directions, each striking Unown, Seperating each form.
He was happy at the clever shapes Unown had made, and so spread them throughout the Universe and Dimensions he had created.
He allowed Unown to live anywhere.
He realised that Unown know was so spread, he couldn't think straight, so he gave him the power to communicate with each other over long distances.
He also gave them their own Dimension, in which they could congregate together. The gate ways to this dimension were scattered, the biggest being Alph Ruins.

The gift of Love from Manaphy abled the Humans to have children.
Adam and Eve had Cain and Abel.
They balanced each other.
The Two Mew mimicked what came natural to Adam and Eve.
Mew first gave birth to a Third Mew.
He was named Kanto
He was not content with being one.
So he flew to an Island, which he gave his name, and became many.
He used the elements of the island to become Pokemon.

Male and Female had another child.
Her name was Johto
She was not content being one either.
So she flew to the island next to Kanto, which she gave her name, and became many more.
She used the elements that her older brother used, as well two more, to give more balance.
Steel and Dark were created.
Steel was a gift from Jirachi, who stole Steel from the Stars.
Dark was a gift from Darkrai, who stole Dark from the Night.

Again, Male and Female had another two children, twins.
They were named Hoenn and Sinnoh.
Sinnoh flew to the east, and became the Pokemon of that island
Hoenn flew to the west and became the Pokemon of that island

Male and Female were sad that the siblings were so far apart.
So they had 10 more children.
They were named One, Two, Three, Four, Five, Six, Seven, Eight, Nine and Ten.
There names were given to numbers.
The all became islands, connecting Kanto, Johto, Hoenn and Sinnoh.
Some Pokemon were too many, so spread themselves evenly throughout all the islands.

Male and Female went on to make many more Children, like Almia, Fiore and Orre. They all went and became the Pokemon on every corner of the planet.
Male flew into the Sky and bust into light, the remains scattered all over the world.
Female flew to Kanto, where she lived for ever.

Adam and Eve found more people living on the islands, which Cain and Abel Lived on.
Soon humans were too cramped on Kanto, and so, the descendants of Cain spread to Sinnoh
Soon after humans were too cramped on Johto, and so the descendants of Abel moved to Hoenn.
The Descendants of all men were soon too many, and so Spread all over the world.

So the descendants of the Mew and Humans were born.

It is prophesied, that one day Humans will lose sight of what happened.
Some will become so misguided that they think People are superior to Pokemon.
These People are going to find a lost remain of Male.
They will take the part and change it. Twist it, so non of the origin is left. Only a fake Power.
This will be known as Mewtwo, and will threaten a great many, until its Cot is burnt to ash.
Then it will become great and superior to what it once was, and will live in harmony with Pokemon.

(BTW Male and Female are the names of the male Mew and female Mew)

""Arceus is the God of all People, Pokemon and Worlds
He knows only Balance
He created Palkia who created space
He created Dialga who created time
He created the World
The World Balances Palkia and Dialga
He created Kyrogue who created the Seas
He created Groudon who created the Land
These were Opposites
He created Rayquaza who created the Skies
He balances Kyrogue and Groudon
He created the ancestors of Humans and Pokemon. They were Adam and Eve and Mew♂ and Mew♀
There names became the names of the two genders.
They loved each other, Adam and Eve were partners, and the two Mew protected them. They were happy.

Pokemon and People are Opposites and Balance.
Genders are Opposites and Balance.

He created a Pokemon to Protect the Skies, her name was Ho-Oh
He created a Pokemon to Protect the Seas, his name was Lugia
They balanced the Horizon.

He created three Pokemon to protect the hard elements from the land
They were Regirock, Regice and Regirock
He created a Master of these, known as Regigigas
Regiggas Balanced the three Golems

He created three Pokemon to protect the magic elements from the skies
They were Articuno, Zapdos and Moltres
He made Lugia watch over these, giving him wings to join them
Ho-Oh realised Humans and Pokemon wanted access to the energy elements.
Ho-Oh asked Arceus to give him power. With this Ho-Oh made three Pokemon to protect the energy elements from the land
They were Raikou, Entei, and Suicune

The Humans and Pokemon became unhappy, not knowing anything except existence, so Arceus three Pokemon with gifts
Uxie was created to give the People and Pokemon Knowledge
Mespirit was created to give People and Pokemon Emotions
Azelf was created to give People and Pokemon Willpower

This wasn't enough, so Arceus created 4 more Pokemon, and assigned them and Mew jobs.

Mew was told to create Hope. They floated above the fields
Celebi was created to create Stories. She lived in the forests
Jirachi was created to create Wishes. He lived in the caves
Manaphy was created to create Love. He lived in the seas
Shaymin was created to create Beauty. She lived in the flowers
Each of these were given their own power;
Celebi was given the power to go anywhere in time to give the stories of past and present. People were entertained by this
Jirachi was given the power to grant wishes every 100 years. People were made happy by this
Manaphy was given the power show other what other think and feel. People bonded with this
Shaymin was given the power to make flowers grow anywhere. People were joyful with this
The Powers were temperamental, and only could do so much. This gave them Balance

Arceus wanted people to be together. He didn't know how to teach this, so he created two Pokemon who couldn't be away from each other
They were Latias and Latios.
They Balanced perfectly

Arceus wanted the world to be sacred to the Humans and Pokemon
He therefore created Heatran to show them, but he didn't know how so hid in the volcanos and made the people fear the Earth

Finally Arceus realised nobody knew who did all this. He wanted everyone know, but not remember. Arceus decided to send people dreams while they slept.
Cresselia was made. She is the connection between the dream world Rewards.
Darkrai was made. He is the connection between the dream world and Punishments.
They Balanced each other.
A good person is visited be Cresselia. A bad person is visited by Darkrai. They carry them to the dream world.""

Tell me what you think

1. What’s your favorite Kanto Pokemon?
Probably... ALAKAZAM
2. What’s your favorite Johto Pokémon?
...hmmm... Gligar, or Corsola
3. What’s your favorite Hoenn Pokemon?
Gardevoir or ...oh wait no.
4. What’s your favorite Sinnoh Pokemon?
Empoleon, or Gallade, or Gliscor
5. Out of your previous answers, which is your favorite?
ALAKZAM!
6. Which generation do you like best?
Well... based on the region Sinnoh. And also you can get all the pokemon... so yeah... Generation IV
7. What’s your favorite Pokemon type in the video games?
Psychic or Water
8. What’s your favorite Pokemon type in the TCG?
Psychic
9. Do you or did you watch the Pokemon anime?
Yes. DO DO DO
10. Which season did you like most?
The current one is really good, I've really enjoyed it so far, and I really like Team Galactic in it.
11. Do you wish they would bring Misty back?
YES. Stupid cow. I love Brock, and I love Ash, but misty was a crap stupid character.
12. How many Pokémon games do you have?
LOTS.
13. What are they?
Pokemon Yellow, Pokemon Red, Pokemon Silver, Pokemon Sapphire, Pokemon Emerald, Pokemon FireRed, Pokemon LeafGreen, Pokemon Pinball RS, Pokemon Colosseum, Pokemon Diamond, Pokemon Pearl, Pokemon Mystery Dungeon: Blue Rescue Team, Pokemon Mystery Dungeon: Explorers of Darkness, Pokemon Ranger, Pokemon Ranger: Shadows of Almia, Pokemon Battle Revolution and Pokemon Trozei
14. On which game have you caught the most Pokemon?
Dia. Defo. But thats cause their is more on it, I exspect. *does quick maffs* Oh wait, if I got all the pokemon on Red except mew, omastar and omanyte, then i have more on it than i do if i have 429 on Diamond... 99.3% to 87.2%
15. How many different species?
LOTS
16. Do you collect Pokémon cards?
I used to. But not anymore. Too much money... yeah?
17. If so, what’s your most prized card?
Ummm... dunno... Reverse Holo Deoxys Normal form?
18. Do you play the TCG?
Naaah. Didn't ever get into it properly.
19. How often do you think about Pokemon?
Often. I often analyse people and decide what Pokemon what they would have.
20. How long each day do you play Pokémon?
umm... at least 1 hour... like berries tending to at the least.
21. Do you draw Pokémon?
Yeah. I often doodle them in my Maffs book
22. Do you make up your own Pokémon (Fakemon)?
Yes, yes, yes, yes, yyyyyyeeeeeeeeeeeeessssssssssssssss.
23. Which Eevee evolution do you like most?
Vaporeon. I love the idea of it dissolving into water.
24. Articuno, Zapdos, or Moltres?
Moltres is really nice. Especially since I saw this [link]
25. Mew or Mewtwo?
Errr... I like the idea of Mewtwo and Deoxys being mates. So Mewtwo
26. Entei, Raikou, or Suicune?
Raikou. I like his design.
27. Lugia or Ho-Oh?
Lugia. I think Ho-Oh are pretty ugly, if I'm honest.
28. Which Castform form do you like most?
Hail. I like that one best, but I think my own version of a "Ghost Fog" version was brilliant... must upload that :-S
29. Regirock, Regice, or Registeel?
Registeel. He looks so.... deadly.
30. Groudon, Kyogre, or Rayquaza?
Kyogre. I LOVE DRIZZLE
31. Jirachi or Deoxys?
Like in my statement about Mewtwo, Deoxys.
32. Which Deoxys forme do you like most?
Attack. That one looks NICE.
33. Azelf, Mesprit, or Uxie?
Azelf. I like his face. He has a good face...
34. Palkia, Dialga, or Giratina?
Dialga. Mainly because of Diamond
35. Which Giratina form do you like most?
Origin. I like the tentacle-y things.
36. Manaphy or Phione?
Manaphy. Phione is pointless and boring.
37. Darkrai or Cresselia?
Darkrai. DARK VOID KICKS AZURILL
38. Which Shaymin form do you like most?
Don't mind. I really like it.
39. What Pokemon is the ugliest?
Tyrogue. What the hell?
40. Do you have a cap like Ash’s?
No. I'm not that sad.
41. Do you have any Pokemon toys?
A few little models. Like a Croagunk and a Venonat are on my desk.
42. Have you ever made a Pokemon card of yourself?
I used to fake all the time Cause I'm cool like that
43. Have you ever thrown a Poke Ball at your dog/cat?
No. I don't have any pets :'(
44. Do you have Pokemon-related dreams?
All the time. It has become the norm. Cause I'm cool
45. Have you memorized & recited the classic Team Rocket motto?
Yes . I know all of them. My favourite is the latest
46. Do you try to hide the fact that you’re a Pokemon fan?
YES. I AM THE POKEMON EXPERT
47. How many of your friends play Pokemon?
A few. its all good.
48. Do any of your family members play Pokemon?
Yeah. My cousin and Bruffa.
49. Have you ever pretended to be a real-life Pokémon trainer?
Um.. I don't think so :-S
50. Do you want remakes of Gold/Silver?
YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES